Boom
Garage hammock has been one of my better ideas.
Goin campin.
this shit is hilarious
Check out what my wife blogged. She gets it.
Election Day
Guess what? I didn't vote today.
Guess what else? You can't chastise me for not voting cause I did more for this country before my 20th birthday than you will your entire life.
In my opinion neither candidate offered anything I wanted. Im sure Deeds would just spend more of my hard earned money and McDonnell would force me to read the bible. I know its not going to come to any of that, but you get what im saying. Word.
Jeb
If you live in Virginia Beach watch out for these cats.
You wish you could be this hard.
what the fuck is this?
(found this gem on digg)
What the fuck?
So the juggalo was ultra crazy today. During a break in class he decided that he wanted to take his chair out for a spin. We have office chairs that roll and spin so I could see how someone could be excited, if that someone happened to be 8. Well we got a 15 minute break so he takes it out into the fucking hallway and goes up and down the hallway rolling back and forth. The girl that sits next to him (the same one that he unsuccessfully tried to court) looked at me and said "What the fuck?" I got a good laugh out of that. So he came back in and started spinning around like a top. Everyone tried to ignore him, because we all know that attention will only feed the fire. The teacher comes back in and he calms down. Getting back to his spot he turned to the aforementioned girl and asked, "Did you see that?" Then turns around and looks at me. I give him a sweet scowl and hope that he says something to me. Nothing. He didn't say a thing. Bummer.
Apparently mommy didn't give him his Ritalin cause when class restarts he starts folding paper. Loudly. Repeatedly. Incessantly. It was so loud the professor stopped the class, and yelled at him. It was great. He calmed down after that and went back to drawing ninjas on his trapper keeper.
On a lighter side Ashley found a little cat in a bush!
Feet sans shoes
I've decided that for the rest of the summer, probably up to my birthday, I'm going sans shoes. Except work. Thats some OSHA shit that I can't get around. Everything else, no shoes. Fuck, I just realized I have to run barefoot now. Well if the Greeks could do it, I can do it.
Get into it.
Marines, Tattoos and Bud Light. I dare you to find a better picture.